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Feb 12, 2013 11:00pm EST
, it's meet the parents of jimmy kimmel. . >> we're going to try to see if we know anybody still on bourbon street. this is your chance to enjoy mardi gra grass. some ofthese people have been partying it up since 6:00 yesterday morning and at midnight it all ends. police shut the place down, ash wednesday starts and so do attempts to sober up. . >> ed reed tweeted this picture of himself out for an appearance. . >> they came back and went back. >> here's a story you'll only see on abc2 news. jimmy kimmelknown for using his family members on his show. they'realways on the show but you never see jimmy's mom or dad. >> stephanie hock ridge from our sister station in phoenix got a chance to meet the parents five nights a week, we turn on the tv and a dark haired super hero is there making us laugh but you won't find bigger jimmy kimmel fans than these. >> do you ever miss. >> no. >> you've never missed a show? . >> no. i didn't miss his little league games. >> i'm talking to jimmy kimmel laes parents who couldn't be -- kimmel's parents who couldn't be more in awe of a-the
ABC
Feb 8, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" this week. brought to you by teleflora. tonight, oscar nominee bradley cooper. >> jimmy: which is more exciting? >> dicky: super bowl champion jacoby jones. >> when the lights went out i was tired. >> dicky: melissa mccarthy steals jimmy's identity. plus, this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i appreciate it. just out of curiosity, who in our audience tonight did not watch the super bowl yesterday? about eight terrorists in the crowd. [ laughter ] i didn't watch the super bowl. all i really remember is a blackout, beyonce, a fat kid making out with a model, and a guy in a weird relationship with a clydesdale. [ laughter ] i also think the big takeaway i got from last night is we're paying way too much for pistachios. [ applause ] of course, the big surprise of the night was a power outage at the beginning of the third quarter. even their football stadiums black out. the outage delayed the game for 34 minutes. fo
ABC
Feb 5, 2013 11:00pm EST
mara jimmy kimmel once we wrap up. jimmy kimmel once we wrap up. jimmy kimmel once we wrap up. we gotta sell the car. where would we even start? get the car. hi howard. get in. hi, good to see you. start with an actual written offer when selling your car, no strings attached. carmax. start here. so, sunshine. >> get ready for some sunshine. we have a new blog. it is a lot of fun. ofside tomorrow, a lot sunshine. temperatures in the 40's. there might be a sprinkle. after that, a chilly weekend coming up. thank you. >> "jimmy kimmel live" is next.
ABC
Feb 8, 2013 11:35pm PST
a healthy j healthy jimmy kimmel or bradley cooper with the flu? >> that's a hard one. i'd rather kiss bradley cooper with the flu. >> would you rather kiss a healthy jimmy kimmel or bradley cooper with the flu? >> bradley keeper with the flu. >> bradley cooper with the flu. >> bradley cooper with the flu. >> bradley cooper with the flu, plus chickenpox, plus any other disease. >> i think bradley cooper with the flu. he's just so handsome. >> all right, get out of here, you slut. >> jimmy kimmel, or bradley cooper with the flu? >> yeah, bradley cooper. >> bradley cooper with the flu. >> why is that? >> jimmy kimmel is kind of funny looking. >> bradley cooper. >> of course, bradley cooper. >> even though you're putting that unborn child at risk? >> you know, i'm sure my kids will have immunization shots and stuff like that. >> would you rather kiss a healthy jimmy kimmel or bradley cooper with the flu? >> oh. do i have to pick one? >> probably jimmy kimmel, i don't want the flu. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i did get one. guess what, he's not kissing any of you. he's kissing me tonight. it's
ABC
Feb 24, 2013 10:00pm PST
hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" after the oscars. tonight, channing tatum and jamie foxx and matt damon and oprah winfrey and many more in "movie the movie." presented by crown royal. now, the envelope please. here is jimmy kimmel! >> thank you very much. hi, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. this is our eighth annual after the oscars special. i'm your host, jimmy kimmel. this show is to the oscars what ikea is to furniture. a little flimsy, but it will do. i thought -- did you like the oscars tonight? i thought it was a pretty good show. a very nice job hosting but she had a four-long tv show be able to give out awards for editing? i say no. this is the 85th annual academy awards. 85 is the average weight of the women on the red carpet. instead of asking who are you wearing, they should ask when are you eating? one of these years, some poor starving actress will take a bite out of a microphone and everybody will be sorry. the dolby is across the street here. they confiscated both cans of my aquanet this morning. you have to have almost every big celebrity in
ABC
Feb 14, 2013 11:35pm EST
>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, rachel weisz, and music from josh groban. with cleto and the cletones. and now roses are red, violets are blue, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. how are you? thank you. hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to you for joining me here on this romantic night. i'd like to wish each and every one of you a happy -- oh crap, i forgot today was valentine's day day. there's nothing sadder than the guy standing in line at the supermarket on valentine's night clutching whatever wilted roses were left in the store. maybe a panty hose egg as a gift. do they still come in eggs? it's just a bad scene. there's a lot of pressure on valentine's, though. not for me. tonight i'm taking a very special lady out for valentine's and that lady is myself. [ applause ] for those of you who are at home right now getting into bed, this, of course, is the sexing hour. i don't want to interrupt that. but i also don't want you to miss the show. so as a courtesy, anyone on camera, cover their eyes. that means
ABC
Jan 31, 2013 11:00pm PST
. 5 new ones just unveiled. >> then later on kimmel live. >> tonight katie is here. music from sarah and oscar nominee jennifer lawrence. >> couldn't be happier to be here. >> see what a terrific actress >> see what a terrific actress she is >> jimmy kimmel live starts >> jimmy kimmel live starts right after us fichlt abc 7 fuss i team uncovered new complaint of excessive force used by vallejo police. this incident caught on camera. >> keep in mind the department is already reeling after a violent year including 6 people shot and killed by officers. >> dan is here now with an exclusive i team investigation. >>reporter: the story began when package arrived in the mail from someone inside the department. dvd. police report. letter complaining about a cowboy attitude by officers and command staff. imagine you are a police officer on patrol. warm enter day. when the call comes in. 22-year-old complaining his roommate beat him up and kicked him out of the apartment. >> are you injured. >> yes. they punched me in my face checked mow out ripped my clothes tried to steal thousands of
ABC
Feb 4, 2013 11:35pm EST
"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, melissa mccarthy. from "zero dark thirty", mark duplass. and music from anita baker. with cleto and the cletones. and now, that's not good enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. that's very kind of you. i appreciate it. just out of curiosity who in our audience tonight did not watch the super bowl yesterday? about eight terrorists in the crowd. i did watch the super bowl. i remember is a blackout, beyonce, a fat kid making out with a model and a guy with a weird relationship with a clydesdale. and we're paying way too much for pistachios. i'm pretty sure -- i haven't been to the doctor but i'm fairly sure that beyonce's halftime show made me pregnant. and as far as the game last night it was so raven. so, so raven. the baltimore ravens upset the san francisco 49ers. the strangest super bowl ever. not only did the power go out in the superdome it went out in the oven at my mother's house. not kidding. they both went out of commissio
ABC
Feb 21, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kelly ripa. space entrepreneur, elon musk. jimmy at the barbershop. and music from the mowgli's. with cleto and the cletones. ? now if i'm not mistaken, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to work with me. you did the right thing. we have some fun stuff playing for you tonight. first of all, kelly ripa is here with us tonight. a lot of fun. she jogged here from new york. it took her an hour and 20 minutes. she is very, very speedy. we'll be joined by a brilliant guy, elon musk. he co-founded pay pal, the space transport company, space x which is working to send us to other planets and he is only 11 years old. elon musk is here. plus we've got music from the mowgli's tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and i have to say, i might be looking forward to meeting most, this kid. his name is titus. he is the star of a very popular youtube video. you can see he makes a lot of shots on his little plastic basketball hoop off the wall. they taped this a
ABC
Feb 14, 2013 11:35pm PST
with the title hey jimmy kimmel, i gave my wife or girlfriend a terrible gift for valentine's day. the plan is to collect our favorite submissions and play them on the show next week, but we've got a few videos early. i guess people celebrated early. and if this is any indication of what's to come, i think we might have trouble on our hands. >> a few months ago, my girlfriend and i went to kay jewelers and i purchased this engagement ring, so for the last couple months, she's been hounding me to propose to her and to give it to her. so thanks to jimmy kimmel's suggestion, i think i will. i want to videotape. >> why are you videotaping? >> because i have a gift for you. a gift on valentine's day. >> if it's an empty box -- it was a [ bleep ]. you gave me a box of [ bleep ]? >> happy valentine's day. how, gross. >> i touched it with my hand! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this specific one i said gave her a crappy gift. i did not mean that literally. see, that's a gift you can give your pet for valentine's day. here's some news from the world of dentistry. the song "gangnam style" has be
ABC
Feb 25, 2013 11:35pm EST
it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight matthew fox. from "red widow", radha mitchell. and music from ryan bingham. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as scheduled, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's a pleasure to have you here. and our -- last night the 85th annual academy awards. was anybody at the show? really? last night the biggest stars in the world squeezed into the smallest spanx in the world across the streets. the bleachers are being broken down. the dirty superheroes are back out on the street. it's nice to see our neighborhood getting back to abnormal. the ratings for the oscars were good. 40 million people watched. up from last year. the show was 3 hours and 35 minutes. i don't know why they need a best actor and actress category. you don't separate best director and best directress. and no one cares about the sound editors and makeup people. we'll mail them their oscars. daniel day-lewis now has one oscars for each of his names. if i was daniel day-le
ABC
Feb 4, 2013 11:35pm PST
kimmel's credit card, that helps. >> jimmy: that is my credit card. how did you get that? >> out on your desk. >> jimmy: was in my desk. >> out. out of your pants. >> jimmy: that's technically -- wait a minute. so you took -- you got that. >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: with just that you can steal my identity? >> i'm not a wizard. but you take this. i'll show you how to do it. >> jimmy: i'd rather you didn't. >> you have to know your mark. guillermo -- >> jimmy: melissa. >> you can take notes. it's great. >> jimmy: it would be better after the show. >> you were so easy. normally this is the hard part. usually have to work harder to get it. but not the one. you get the i.d. oh, god, jimmy. you leave your -- you want something reminiscent of your mark. >> jimmy: what a coincidence. >> i knew it was a wig. >> jimmy: who leaves that stuff there? >> you shouldn't leave your wardrobe hanging around in the middle of the lobby. >> jimmy: that is what i was just saying. >> you have a small head. it's hard to get this wig on. here we go. i'm feeling like you. got to get the -- here we go. here we go. v
ABC
Feb 21, 2013 11:35pm PST
you're [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel. >> it is very scary to think about having a conversation with a dad about marrying his daughter when i'm [ bleep ]ing three other women. >> you love triangle. >> in the meantime, let the [ bleep ]. >> i know a thing or two about good boys. why don't you try [ bleep ]. [ yelling ] >> you're going to come to my house, you're going to [ bleep ] my kids and we'll see how we do. >> see you next time. >> jimmy: we've got kelly ripa, elon musk and music from the mowgli's. when i come back, we'll go one-on-one with a 2-year-old. while everyone else seems headed in the wrong direction, ford is not just going forward, it's going further. introducing the entirely new ford fusion. with a hybrid that's the most fuel-efficient midsize sedan in america. it's an entirely new idea of what a car can be. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] get email that lets you share, organize and stay up-to-date like never before. full of beautiful highlights and lowlights. that's why nice'n easy builds dimension into every shade. so here's a challenge: love the gorgeous dimension of nice
ABC
Feb 22, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kelly ripa, michael strahan, andy am berg and 2-year-old basketball prodigy titus. >> jimmy: here we go. >> dicky: plus, jimmy visitsed barber shop. a performance by internet sensation and exclusive preview of "game of thrones." and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you all. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. for a lot of people, the end of a three-day weekend. it's president's day today. today, mitt romney spent the day quietly staring out of one of 1,200 windows in his home. a tear streaming down his eye. hey, here's a -- here's a fun presidential fact. did you know our 12th president, zachary taylor, was a cast member on the show "home improvement." think about it, it's kind of true. president obama celebrated by playing golf with tiger woods. obama took a three-day golf vacation to florida, and the first lady took the daughters to colorado to ski. you know you have a good marriage when you say, sure, honey, go have a guys' weekend
ABC
Feb 25, 2013 12:05am EST
-- >> quentin tarantino out there after >>> who is it? >> it's jimmy kimmel. >> oh. hey, what's up? >> i just came by to say congratulations. great job. >> oh, thanks. >> can i come in in. >> no, no it's not a good time. >> i brought champale. >> oh, thanks, man. appreciate that. thank you so much. >> can i come in? >> no. >> even just for a second. >> this is not a good time. >> have a quick drink. oh, my god. ♪ you're a hoarder. >> no, i'm not. this is all stuff i need. i need all this stuff. >> a side view mirror. you need a side view mirror to host the oscars? >> that's from my dave's first car. >> is that michelle kwan. >> she had impeccable grace. >> you have every season of card shark on vhs. >> this show changed my life. >> you got to throw this stuff out. i mean, this is ridiculous. sorry, man. i'm sorry. here, put some meat on it. >> thank you. oh, my god! what is this? >> oh, you know what these are? this was my lucky charm. this is what got me through the oscars. >> fingers? >> those are taylor lautner's fingers. my taylor lautner's fingers key chain. >> t
ABC
Feb 25, 2013 11:35pm PST
on the red carpet for the oscars and i'm going to talk to a lot of famous people. hey for "jimmy kimmel live." how you doing? can i ask you one question? all right. oh, man. michael douglas how are you? how's everything? >> my name is guillermo for "jimmy kimmel live." you're nominated for an oscar. your name is -- >> i did not know that? >> i'm going to give you a roll up, a little snack. thank you very much. >> i have to pea so badly for so long. >> what are you wearing on your feet? >> i don't know. >> can i rub your feet real quick? >> all right. >> good, huh? >> go pea. >> she really have to go to the restroom. >> what is your favorite pie? >> my favorite pie? apple i will say. i'm not a pie person. you know, probably i -- >> mine is chocolate. >> they have chocolate pie? i don't know. >> you like doing movies? >> i do. >> yeah? what happened to your other ear. >> you are funny. >> you're good. you're good. >> my wife dawn. >> where guillermo from? >> mexico. >> i'm from "jimmy kimmel live" but origin from mexico. how is everything? >> everything's good. >> are you nervous today? >> no.
ABC
Feb 5, 2013 11:35pm EST
r tax stores combined. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, bradley cooper, kate mara, and music from emeli sande with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for coming. i appreciate that. you know, i know there are a lot of things you could be doing on a tuesday night. you could be playing laser tag, doing volunteer boring, you could be writing angry letters to strangers but i'm glad you chose to be here with me tonight. and it was a big day in baltimore today. the ravens were honored with the super bowl victory parade. hundreds of thousands of spectators lined the streets, filled the stadium. there are so many fans. look at them touching it. they shouldn't do that during flu season. very unsanitary. but the ravens free safety ed reed addressed them from the stems of city hall with the words of another famous ed. >> baltimore! ♪ we got two tickets to paradise ♪ ♪ pack your bags we can leave tonight ♪ ♪ whoa whoa whoa whoa >> jimmy: i don't have that child should be on
ABC
Feb 7, 2013 4:30am EST
you watch scandal and abc 7 news at 11:00, stick around for jimmy kimmel. >> ravens receiver jacoby jones will be a guest on late night show and he will discuss setting a super bowl record with 108 yard returns and winning the championship as well. jimmy kimmel live tonight at 11:35 right here on abc 7. >> you will want to check out good morning america after our newscasts this morning. they will have a special announcement concerning robin roberts, on medical leave as she recovers, bone marrow transplant. she recently returned to times square. she plans to return next month. gma begins at 7:00 this morning. >> today is your chance to get a picture with the statuette of oscar. he is resting right now but he will join us live in the 6:00 hour. he will be here on "good morning washington." you can meet him tonight asked le meridien arlington on 19th street beginning at 5:00 p.m. wjla.com has the information. >> looking at 32 degrees right now. >> still ahead netflix at could
ABC
Feb 1, 2013 5:30am EST
kimmel. >> i had you caught me off guard. you expected ravens to win. >> i had all my money on it. >> and he deserved the mvp. >> i thought before that didn't happen. we talked about it. we took a poll. we thought he was deserving. >> he came to win it's not just the play. >> did they win. >> congrats to them. you earned it. >> the 79ers. i love it. >> as you know, the super bowl is at 6:30. >> can you watch jimmy kimmel here at 11:35 after our news. >>> good morning america is taking the show down to nor. >> we'll chat with josh and sam about the coverage and when the coanchor will officially return to the show. >>> we're cooking up great eats with a new orleans flare. we'll see how it is done. >> i can confirm he is in the building. a skillet entrÉe, appetizer and dessert. now that's what i call a square meal. but wouldn't three courses make it a triangle meal? waitress. three courses, one diner price. complete skillet meals from just $8.99. only at denny's.
ABC
Feb 4, 2013 11:00pm PST
francisco police chief the superbowl bet he probably wishes he hadn't made. >> later on jimmy kimmel. >> mark is here. music from baker. plus from the new movie identity thief melissa. i think it's melissa. >> it's not. she would never do the show. do the show. >> we'll be back in 60 . >> tonight our i team has an inside look at a common meat industry practice that has activist and the meat industry squaring off. >> it's a battle that is raising new question about his how much we actually know about the meat that you eat. dan is here now with the controversy over this. >> first we told you about this and now we are back with another common practice inside the beef industry that is not very well known. tendizing meat by machine using needle or blades. safety of the practice debated right now after one of the biggest beef recall in canada history. industrial video posted to you tube show how tender meat is made. large tough piece office meat are punctured with needle or blade blades. breaking down the fiber into more desirable beef. sometimes water or marinade injected at the
ABC
Feb 11, 2013 11:00pm PST
found standing near the contraband. >> then later on jimmy kimmel live. >> tonight great karl reiner music from family of the year plus grammy award winner mindy. >> i didn't win a grammy. >> yes you did. >> no i didn't. >> you did. >> you did. >> before back in he is. >> risk versus reward is the debate in the medical community over common test frequently ordered by dock toyvrments one local patient came to the i team worried he had been exposed to too much radiation. >> 7 news i team reporter dan noyes here with the latest investigation. >> the use of ct scans has increased more than 20 times since 1980. they are used in every hospital every day. they are over used say doctors. >> i believe the i have been exposed to too much radiation. >>reporter: 44-year-old brian cross of san jose was diagnosed with colon cancer in 2000 nichbility he had surgery to remove it. but not before the cancer spread to his liver. in the course of his treatment he says he's received 17 ct scans. that's about 4 per year. depending on the type of scan the radiation dose can be 100 to 500 times more th
ABC
Feb 14, 2013 11:00pm PST
for these folk whose but cleans up all the feathers. >> later on jimmy kimmel live. >> josh since unveil the new line of love pill and rachel is here to spend all of have tines night with me. >> i'm actually going home right after the show. >> to spend some of valentine's night with me. >> all right we'll be back in >> all right we'll be back in 60 seconds with 7 news you gentleman former lake tahoe bartender used a bogus story that he is deck writed navy seal most decorated of all time he says and he used the story to cash in big. >> aj dick invery convincing so convincing that he's talked his which in part of 300 million dollar security contract. >> our dan is here with an exclusive abc 7 news i team investigation what a tale. >> the i team has been exposing the fake military the hero over the years who make up stories to impress others or get their money. tonight i have the ultimate case. 56-year-old aj dick is very good at telling a store. even when he knows it's not true. that he's a highly decorated member of the special forces. navy seal. >> my wife and i met aj we were at just a spo
ABC
Feb 18, 2013 11:00pm PST
with the forecast. >> later on jimmy kimmel live. >> andy right there sitting in tox me. >> he's right i'm here i'm right again. right again. >> and we'll be back in >> estimated 85 percent of people living in the united states will suffer from back pain at some point in their lives. it's the no. 1 leading cause of disability in this country. tonight a closer look at treatment options and and what to consider before surger surgery. >> junior high principal steve prided himself on being a near scratch golfer and live long athlete until back condition flared up last year. >> a lot of pain. particularly in the arms. >>reporter: david fisher an avid mountain bike whor raw teamly wro road the crest until he was in a similar position. >> for the first 3 weeks i simply couldn't walk. >> both sought the advice of san francisco surgeon light. some of the symptoms were similar david was treatd with physical therapy and medications while steven wound up having a successful but 70's indicateded surgery. dr. light says knowing the reasons behind the different treatment plan could help future back patient
ABC
Feb 21, 2013 11:00pm PST
it used to be. >> then later on jimmy kimmel live. >> we have this and always normal ick kelly rip a. she's more of a morning person. more of a morning person. kelly >> all right. stay with us. 7 >> all right. stay with us. 7 news at 11:00 with this dermatologist dr. patrick bitter. he developed the popular photo facial more than a decade ago. dr. bitter says current version now employ broadband light known as bbl. >> the light as it interacts with skin treating the skin will lessen rednesses. fade away pigment age spots and sun spots. here's our first batch. okay. how is that? >> that's fine. >>reporter: is technology proud good results over the years the recent study with colleague at the department of term dermatology documented changes underneath the skin. using biopsy the team examine the expression of genes associated with the aiming of skin cells. they found that more than half took on the characteristics of gene in younger skin cell and patients receiving broadband light treatment. >> what we didn't know is exactly what happening to the skin. we knew light was heating s
ABC
Feb 18, 2013 11:35pm PST
opening the gift and upload tight youtube, with the title, hey, jimmy kimmel, i gave my wife/girlfriend a terrible gift for valentine's day. we got some disturbing submissions. i will let you be the judge of which are which. enjoy. >> this is the box. that i bought her wedding ring in. my wife hates lizards. i splurged. >> you really got me something from tiffany's. >> hold the box up. >> i think, did you really? >> ah! >> i would like you to have this. happy valentine's day. >> i can't think of what you are talking about. >> oh, my god! >> happy valentine's. >> are you crazy? there's bugs in here. on top of me. >> hey, jimmy, i made a ring out of a kidney stone that i passed. >> kidney stone. oh. oh. ew. that better not be my promise ring you stuck that on. is it? >> maybe. >> honey. >> you don't like your picture of matt damon. >> no. >> thanks, matt damon, you ruined valentine's day. >> ew, gross. >> okay. >> i thought you needed some. >> you [ bleep ]. >> ah! [ laughter ] you told me you weren't going to get me anything. >> i know. open it. [ bleep ] is that a real snake?
ABC
Feb 20, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michael strahan. actor miles teller. and music from dido. with cleto and the cletones and now for your information here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to visit ussus in oured to joe. was traffic all right. los angeles became the first city to synchronize all of the traffic lights. they just set them all to yellow. they will leave it like that forever. city estimates that the new system will reduce travel times by 12% which means instead of taking 1:45 to get home it will only take 1:33 to get home. but they're saying if this is as successful, synchronized traffic lights could become an event in the next olympics. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. things will be a little less congested for the 85th annual oscars which are live sunday, 7:00 eastern, 4:00 pacific. while that show is designed to single out those people who are in movies, tonight we are going to single out the people who go to the movies. tonight we present the award for
ABC
Feb 13, 2013 11:35pm EST
>>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, james franco. from "the taste", nigella lawson. and music from fall out boy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, act accordingly, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me on this meandering journey. i appreciate that. today is ash wednesday, which marks the beginning of lent. this is the day on which catholic gkath catholics go to work and hear hey, you have a little something on your forehead, which they hear 20 times a day. you're used to give something up for lent. i usually used to try to pick something i didn't like, like radishes, but my mother never fell for that. here i am a monster. president obama made the annual state of the union address last night. the president told congress and the american people that the state of the union is strong. i bet even lincoln said that when the state of the union was happening during his era. the democrats say for everything obama says, the republicans cheer for nothing obama says. but there was some bipartis
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Feb 12, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jessica alba. chef bobby flay. and music from ellie goulding. with cleto and the cletones. and now, it must be nice, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. welcome. thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here in front of the big picture of hollywood. it's great to have you here. we have a fun show for you tonight. chef bobby flay is going to cook. we've got music from ellie goulding tonight. and jessica alba is here, too. [ cheers and applause ] we have a special plan for jessica tonight. out on hollywood boulevard, we built a box, and the purpose of this box is to allow pedestrians to make out with their favorite hollywood stars. i'll show you how it works. this is it. our brand-new celebrity kissing booth. and that is guillermo, who is in it. do you know how this works, guillermo? >> yes. >> jimmy: so we got some people lined up waiting to kiss you through the glass. okay? are you willing to try this, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, ver
ABC
Feb 8, 2013 11:00pm PST
: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" this week. brought to you by teleflora. tonight, oscar nominee bradley cooper. >> jimmy: which is more exciting? >> dicky: super bowl champion jacoby jones. >> when the lights went out i was tired. >> dicky: melissa mccarthy steals jimmy's identity. plus, this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i appreciate it. just out of curiosity, who in our audience tonight did not watch the super bowl yesterday? about eight terrorists in the crowd. [ laughter ] i didn't watch the s
ABC
Feb 12, 2013 11:00am PST
. >> you have to listen this closely, tonight on jimmy kimmel we have jessica alba, last night he found something to laugh about from the recent blizzard in the northeast. he poked fun at the weather people. >> a lot of people are suffering because of storms. whenever the weather is at worst these very brave and dumb men and women fly directly into it. their networks make them go there. you know nbc has been trying to kill al roker for years. jimmy kimmel liar is weekly a nights at a new time followed by abc news at 11:00. "nightline" comes on after jimmy >> a how the hoax went on the air on the montana tv station. >>> you don't want to miss the party. abc7 is the only place to watch the on the cars on february 24. get ready with official oscars app and check out the features on the nominees and keep track of your favorites. >> coming up at 4:00, water leak in one bay area neighborhood killed hundreds of fish. and at 5:00, red light cameras under fire for accuracy issues. now a major red light camera manufacturer accused in a corruption scandal. >> you got to listen to this. a televisio
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Feb 13, 2013 11:00am PST
the pope's reign will be destroyed. >> and on jimmy kimmel, actor james falco who got a chance to kiss jessica albo. through the glass. >> one, two, three. >> playing lard to get. >> give me your check. >> he pulled a fast one. >> jimmy kimmel and fold by abc7 news at 11 and then "nightline." >> that was not romantic. still ahead, a new first the scene westminster dog show and how this guy beat the odds to take i >> coming up at 3, katie goes country, with reba mcentire and chris young. and red light camera tonight underfire for accuracy and now the corruption scandal that will lead ticket holders seeing red all over again. on abc7 at 5:00, the bay bridge party that driving commuter tonight pad. we will toll you how of the bill they are footing. >> guess who is top dog? banana joe. the five-year-old affenpinscher was crowned "best in show" in new york last night. why not? he is the first affenpinscher to take top honor tonight known for monkey like facial feature tonight. what do you think? thanks for [cheers and applause] >> hello, everybody, and welcome to millionaire. today's first
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Feb 13, 2013 11:00pm PST
endangered species. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, james franco. from "the taste", nigella lawson. and music from fall out boy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, act accordingly, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me on this meandering journey. i appreciate that. today is ash wednesday, which marks the beginning of lent. this is the day on which catholic gkath catholics go to work and hear hey, you have a little something on your forehead, which they hear 20 times a day. you're used to give something up for lent. i usually used to try to pick something i didn't like, like radishes, but my mother never fell for that. here i am a monster. president obama made the annual state of the union address last night. the president told congress and the american people that the state of the
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Feb 15, 2013 11:00am PST
17,000 miles of the earth in a couple of minutes. jimmy kimmel had in advice. >> the closest object, the best viewing locations are eastern european or if you are here and you cannot get there have a friend whip a pebble at your head. but it is not expected to hit us, but, still, hold your loved ones close, and be glad that bruce willis is still with us. >> again, nasa scientists say this is zero chance the asteroid will actually hit us. jimmy kimmel follows abc7 news at 11 which is followed by "nightline." >> when we come back, the perfect pet. >> happy friday. what can i say, but these two funny ladies crack us all up. whoopi and jane, both have a serious side, as well. whoopi shares oscar memories, from posting and winning, and for all of you geeks, we dug up >> coming up today at 3:00, one-on-one with whoopi and at 4:00, a woman could not wait for the snowplow to deliver her baby. on abc7 at 5:00, will the cruise industry sink or swim or recovery from the disaster at sea? we have a look why this could be the best time to book a vacation on a cruise line. >> time for friday's per
ABC
Feb 20, 2013 11:00pm PST
hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michael strahan. actor miles teller. and music from dido. with cleto and the cletones and now for your information here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to visit ussus in oured to joe. was traffic all right. los angeles became the first city to synchronize all of the traffic lights. they just set them all to yellow. they will leave it like that forever. city estimates that the new system will reduce travel times by 12% which means instead of taking 1:45 to get home it will only take 1:33 to get home. but they're saying if this is as successful, synchronized traffic lights could become an event in the next olympics. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. things will be a little
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Feb 22, 2013 12:35am PST
not dead" is out now and you can see a bonus song at jimmy kimmel live.com. i want to thank kelly ripa, elon musk. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. and join us sunday after the oscars for eighth annual "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars special." "nightline" is next. good night! >>> tonight on "nightline." three is company. they're a very modern family. one mother, her two lovers, raising a child together. the growing number of americans who say having just one partner is limiting. >>> i spy from that giant meteor explosion to plane crashes to road rage. the russian dash cam craze capturing bizarre and incredible moments on tape. >>> robin's journey. our own robin roberts brings us an inside look at her remarkable and inspiring journey back to the "good morning america" desk. >> keep it >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with cynthia mcfadden. >> good evening and thanks for joining us. we begin tonight with a radical version of modern family. it is called pollyannary in which multiple lovers live together openly under one roof. two women and a man, programs,
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